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A doctor was conversing with her seven-year-old patient called Nina.
“Nina how are you today?” asked the Doctor.
“I am fine,” said Nina.
“ No more malaria?”
“No doctor” said Nina.
“Do you always take your Camoquin tablets?” asked the doctor.
“Yes I do” said Nina. “Mum gives me 100francs for each tablet I drink”
“Wow! You are a rich little lady then,” said the doctor. “What do you
do with the money?
“I put it in my little teddy beer bank.”
“Then what do you do with it later?”
“Mum takes it to buy me more Camoquin when I am sick and she
gives me another 100francs for drinking them”

Mrs. Fear met Mr. AIDS, Mr. Tuberculosis and Mr. and Mrs. Malaria
Typhoid in a train. Mrs. Fear asked Mr. HIV/AIDS what his destination
and mission was. “I am going into the next town to infect and kill
human beings,” said Mr. HIV/AIDS. “Will you do it all alone?” asked
Mr. Fear “ But no my dear, I would kill a few, infect the others then
my good friends and companions Mr. Tuberculosis and the inseparable
Mr. and. Mrs. Malaria Typhoid would kill the infected ones for me,
that is if Mr. Condom does not get into our way. Then I guess I should
get down at the town,” said Mrs. Fear.

A young student doctor on internship in a clinic went to the clinic store
to buy “Get well” cards for some of his patients since this helped
them psychologically. After going through some of the cards he finally
got what he wanted with the message “To the only one I truly love”.
He took ten of them to the counter and asked how much they would
cost. The shopkeeper who happens to be a godly woman took them,
looked at them and then stared at the young doctor. “Ten girl
friends?” she asked, bewildered. “You sure should give your life to
Christ, son!”